The Lorax

I’m on to you people. I know that the Biology department is encouraging unnatural experiments on Sciurus. All those freshman laying out nuts and sitting their watching with timers and notebooks… Well I wont have it! I wont eat a single peanut! I wont be part of this science stuff. Okay. Just one. Darn these are good. You’re ruining my scavenging abilities.

I’m on to you people. I know that the Biology department is encouraging unnatural experiments on Sciurus. All those freshman laying out nuts and sitting their watching with timers and notebooks…

Well I wont have it! I wont eat a single peanut! I wont be part of this science stuff.

Okay. Just one.

Darn these are good. You’re ruining my scavenging abilities.

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