Oh Dihydrogen Monoxide,
I do adore thee. I live for thee, or more correctly I live because you are here.
I would not be without you. I could not live without you.
I need you.
Lovingly,
Grass
P.S. Please do not drown me. It’s not that I love Carbon Dioxide more or anything like that. There is really nothing serious going on between us. You’re my true love. Really.
